Maggie.

instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

(via fake-mermaid)

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

(via lindsaylohoean)

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

(via ugly)

cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

(Source: 6yr, via liightup)

lohanthony:

bikinipowerbottom:

suckonmynick:

whoevencarestbh:

The kardashians watching Beyoncé all salty cuz they have no talent.

Like why were they even there?

Their family is full of successful business women who are mothers, managers, television hosts, models, and video game producers. Just because they can’t sing or dance does not mean they don’t have talent.

okay yes take me the fuck to church ^
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