Anonymous said: Are you a booty cuze you had me like...😩💁🙆🙅💃
hahahaahah goddam these square boxes
yes hello id like to buy this painting!! its just so beautiful. ive fallen in love and i have to have it. how much is it??? wait. what do you mean thats a mirror
ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules
"Money can’t make you happy"
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD
if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.
so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far”
ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened
no kissing emoticon before marriage